एक कामदार अपने सेलरी का चेक लेकर अपने मालिक के पास पहुंचा - ''यह चेक मेरे सेलरी से तीन सौ रूपये कम का है।'' उसने कहा।

''मुझे पता है'' - मालिक ने कहा। ''पिछले महीने जब मैंने तुम्हें तीन सौ रूपये ज्यादा का चेक दिया था तब तो तुमने कोई शिकायत नहीं की थी।''

''ठीक है, वह आपकी पहली गलती थी इसलिये मैंने ध्यान नहीं दिया।'' - कामदार ने जवाब दिया। ''लेकिन अगर गलती करना आप अपनी आदत बना लेंगे तो मुझे कहना ही पड़ेगा न।''

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Maybe Next Time

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again.

The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby."

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A Dollar per Point

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying, "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

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Black and White

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"