Chota Sardar: mummy kal raat ko maine phir bathroom ka darwaza khola to light apne aap jal gayi.
Mom: Kamine tunne phir fridge mein susu kar diya.

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Santa: If i die, will u remarry?
Lajjo: No i'll stay wid my sister.
Lajjo: If i die, will u remarry?
Santa: No dear i'll also stay wid your sister.


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